Manage your household with these 27 Chewy pet items, maintaining order amid your furry friends.
Reimagined Recommendations for the Furry Chaos
By Brock PirtleBuzzFeed Contributor*
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1. A top-notch stain, odor remover: Because even the kerfuffle of a canary to a Gila monster, pet messes are a unifying nightmare. This bio-enzymatic product, sporting pit-bull power, tackles stubborn messes with ease, leaving your abode fresher and nastiness-free.
2. H2O Hub: An enormous water fountain that ensures every fur baby remains hydrated with gallons of pristine H20, keeping your beloved pets (and your wallet) happy.
3. Auto-chamoosing Litter Box: Lavish self-cleaning litter boxes that make cat ownership less of a chore and more of a sneakily privileged lifestyle you've earned.
4. Furbuster Lint Roller: Get ready to be amazed by the amount of pet hair you'll find hidden in your cushions (spoiler alert: it's a lot). This internet-famous roller will leave your furniture feeling brand new.
5. Kibble Kart: A kibble storage container with casters, to keep your home-turned-zoo well-stocked, fresh, and kibble-snatching free.
6. Mini Hoover: A handheld vacuum that leaves no corner or crevice overlooked – your pet's cleanup never felt so powerful.
7. Dental Dust: For the pet lover who believes teeth-brushing is a distant, impossible dream, this magical fairy dust helps break down plaque, freshens breath, and promotes dental health.
8. On-Demand Gates: Pressure-mounted gates that keep the pooches out or easily corral the cats - your choice! Save yourself the doggie-door drama.
9. Smart Feeder: Perfect for those finicky eaters who want their fill and wish to avoid the chaos of mealtime. Control portion sizes, timings, and even monitor eating patterns from your phone.
10. Snuffle Mats: A scavenger hunt that'll keep your furry friends entertained (and calm) while they eat.
11. Super Cat Tree Empire: A veritable treehouse for your feline friends – complete with indoor climbing walls and sensory-rich perches.
12. Aquarium Conditioner: Make your fish thrive with the key components your tap water lacks. Easy to use and ensures a healthy aquatic environment.
13. Lamb Chop Toy: A playful nod to the past; your pooch will go bananas for this iconic toy!
14. Ortho Bed Retreat: When your pets deserve a kingdom fit for a king, this deluxe bed provides unparalleled comfort, joint support, and ample space for snuggle sessions.
15. Qui-Paws: A peacekeeping tool that helps defuse tense situations, giving both pets, and their owners, a moment’s peace.
16. Pet Portal: A door built for pets – because who needs more human doors? Your pets will thank you!
17. Hair Harvester: When grooming becomes an Olympic sport, this tool allows you to sh save the best for later (or more accurately, for Rover's blanket fortieth birthday).
18. Toys de Jour: A selection of interactive toys, puzzles, and balls that your pets will go wild for.
19. Furry Love Grooming Gloves: For those pets who quiver at the sight of comb and brush, these gloves provide a gentle alternative, making grooming hassle-free and fuzz-free.
Promising review: "When I first got these out, my pets were a little taken aback, but once it was time for some good old-fashioned petting, they didn't seem to mind! Simple to clean, perfect for brushing out excess fur and providing my pets the cuddles they crave. „Tickles" - College-educated Cat Stuff Enthusiast
Price: $10.99
20. Scramble-Sushi Puzzle: Stimulate your clever cats' brains and engage them in an hour-long game of mental gymnastics.
21. Furless Bath: Elevate your pet's grooming experience with this ergonomic wash station, keeping your back pain to a minimum.
22. Cat-nique Activity Playmat: Transform your living room into an interactive play zone for your cats, complete with scratch-friendly surfaces, hiding spots, and irresistible feather toys.
23. Quiet-Steps Exercise Wheel: Give your hamster a chance to exercise while the rest of the house sleeps soundly. Its whisper-quiet functions will keep everyone happy.
24. Cuddle Cave Haven: A cozy, plush bolthole for your feline friends – perfect for snuggling up and keeping out of the sights and sounds of the rambunctious puppies.
25. The Bulk Bag: When you're housing a litter-loving clan, go big or go home with a huge bag of kitty litter. This litter eliminates odors at the source, ensuring fresh, scent-free living.
26. Mud-B-Gone: Keep your beloved pets paws clean and your floors spotless with this simple paw cleaner tool.
27. Germ-B-Gon: Quickly heal and prevent infections on minor pet skin wounds, between your pets, from stormy weather or playful scuffles. It's hypoallergenic, cruelty-free, and easy on the eyes.
Reviews have been edited for length and/or clarity.
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